This morning I turned on the computer and connected it to the printer. There must have been a print job from last night waiting to be completed, because it printed out a piece of paper without receiving any command from me. The picture above is what it printed.
I have no idea what it is. Either it's a bizaare mistake made by the printer's internal workings (and the printer has gone insane), or Jeremy has a lot of explaining to do. For starters, where did he take these classes???