The top story/banner headline on CNN.com right now is:

Not a small headline underneath an "Entertainment" subheading way down on the page, but the absolute top story.
Why should I care, CNN? And why should those affected really care, either? So a bunch of spoiled kids don't get to go to a stupid concert from someone I've never heard of. Worse things have happened.
They could have an amoeba-eating brain in their water supply.
Not a small headline underneath an "Entertainment" subheading way down on the page, but the absolute top story.
Why should I care, CNN? And why should those affected really care, either? So a bunch of spoiled kids don't get to go to a stupid concert from someone I've never heard of. Worse things have happened.
They could have an amoeba-eating brain in their water supply.