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Welcome to my blog. I write about fitting in, sticking out, and missing the motherland as a serial foreigner.

Drive-by puking

Yesterday I got to thinking and I realized that I hadn't had any zany experiences lately. Sure, there was the graffiti at the library or that lady with tattoos on her boobs at Fry's, but it wasn't like I'd stepped on a used condom at the park or anything.

Literally as I was thinking that, a lady drove up our lane, stopped her car, got out of it, and threw up in front of our house. Then she drove away.

Thank you, lady. That'll do nicely.

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