A bit light this week!
"Sorry for the delay! I put off answering your e-mail until I had an even more tedious task that I wanted to avoid. Thanks!" [HT Andrew]
No more confusing "sell by" dates! My mom was fluent in that ridiculous use by/best by/sell by language, but personally, I'm glad to see it simplified. (But real talk: what is with the using sour milk in pancakes...?)